Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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