She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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