Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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