omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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