Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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