I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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