He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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