Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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