you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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