That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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