So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
love makes seman taste better
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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