don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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