So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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