You can't special order awesome
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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