It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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