Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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