morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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