i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
