I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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