chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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