problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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