the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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