I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
