i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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