I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You left your phone here
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