I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I had to cum in my sink.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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