so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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