fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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