I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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