I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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