I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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