Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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