I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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