Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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