I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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