You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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