Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Sext me about skeletons
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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