Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her