But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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