Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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