perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
where are my eyebrows?
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