Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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