you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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