What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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