They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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