I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
