3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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