i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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