I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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