He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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