so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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