My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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