Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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