so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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