I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Life is so much better after having sex.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
