how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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