it's not cheating when I paid for it
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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