Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I want a musical about memes.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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